hatebeat 

to masturbate while crying because of depression, anger or frustration. Typically performed facing a corner of a room, as in a style of self-punishment. Can be done sitting, standing or kneeling, and is often a bit violent.

Also, but not commonly, repeatedly punching oneself in the junk for pleasure.

On Friday nights, Cleo likes to hatebeat while listening to Staind and pouring hot candle wax on himself. Sometimes he does this while listening to Q Lazzarus and standing in front of a full-length mirror saying, "I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard."

hatebeat by Melrose927 April 5, 2010

Hate Beat 

When one masturbates and is unhappy with their life all at the same time, they basically want to kill themselves in the middle of masturbation.

Jeff failed his test today and his girlfriend broke up with him because he wanted to felch her, he will probobly hate beat tonight hard core style.

Hate Beat by Joker Jay February 12, 2009

hatebate 

To sexually please one's self while hating the object of pleasure. The inevitable result of Heidi Pratt's appearance in Playboy.

I'll probably hatebate to Heidi Pratt's appearance in Playboy.

hatebate by jagnutz August 8, 2009

hatebeating 

the act of masturbating while crying because of depression, anger or frustration. Typically performed facing a corner of a room, as in a style of self-punishment. Can be done sitting, standing or kneeling, and is often a bit violent.

Tony sat in the corner hatebeating while listening to Achy Breaky Heart.

hatebeating by Melrose927 April 5, 2010

hatebeak 

adj.- extreme difficulty, impossible; So difficult it is believed satan himself created it.

that test was hatebeak.

hatebeak by dv December 7, 2004

Hatebate 

When you hate yourself but don't want to do anything to change so you masterbate to make the pain go away but hate yourself more after.

My life's a dumpster fire and I hate myself, better go hatebate.

Hatebate by Dumpster fire 72 January 3, 2017

Hatebating 

A form of social masturbation by those who get off on self-pity.

The new Advil ad is a form of Blackrock rooted Hatebating. This is pity porn.

Hatebating by Eurobaby460 March 15, 2024