hatebeak

adj.- extreme difficulty, impossible; So difficult it is believed satan himself created it.

that test was hatebeak.

by dv December 7, 2004

hate beak

N.- A metal band whose lead singer is a parrot.

"hatebeak is tha shit"

by dv December 7, 2004

hatebeat

to masturbate while crying because of depression, anger or frustration. Typically performed facing a corner of a room, as in a style of self-punishment. Can be done sitting, standing or kneeling, and is often a bit violent.

Also, but not commonly, repeatedly punching oneself in the junk for pleasure.

On Friday nights, Cleo likes to hatebeat while listening to Staind and pouring hot candle wax on himself. Sometimes he does this while listening to Q Lazzarus and standing in front of a full-length mirror saying, "I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard."

by Melrose927 April 5, 2010

hatebake

To furiously bake out of rage. Usually refers to baking one or more items. Generally fuelled by the agitation of someone or something. A relatively harmless way of processing unpleasant emotions.

When I got off the phone with my mum, I totally hatebaked a lasagna, a chocolate cake and an apple pie. Want to come over for dinner?

by Zobot February 16, 2013

hatebeating

the act of masturbating while crying because of depression, anger or frustration. Typically performed facing a corner of a room, as in a style of self-punishment. Can be done sitting, standing or kneeling, and is often a bit violent.

Tony sat in the corner hatebeating while listening to Achy Breaky Heart.

by Melrose927 April 5, 2010