haspell

A word used to describe a male who is usually attracted to younger males, a haspell can also reference somebody who is random and weird.

Chris: That guy is such a haspell, no wonder he has no friends

by OhGable May 28, 2017

Eddie Haskell

The act of overt flattery to put someone at ease so you can take advantage of thier lowered defenses.

I Eddie Haskell'd this gals Parents and they let me take their 7 series BMW when I took their Daughter out......Then I back seat mauled her!

by The Wiz! June 28, 2010

hassellhoffed

while intoxicated, eating a greasy, high caloric meal with ravenous force.

After the bar, we went to Taco Bell and I hassellhoffed some nacho bell grade.

by wvumommy September 13, 2010

Haskell

1 -- A general purpose, polymorphicly typed, lazy functional programming language largely based on lambda calculus.

2 -- A constant source of frustration for those who have been brainwashed by the OO paradigm.

You: How do I write a 'while' loop with Haskell?
Me: You can't, freshman.

by e*rex October 27, 2005

happell

tr.v., hap·pell, hap·pelled, hap·pelling

1. In reference to a database table, to accidentally remove (recorded material) from a magnetic tape or other storage medium: erase a file from the disk.
2. To drop a database table in error.


slang., happ

"Oh, F#@k just happelled the rsfdadm.esn table."

Slang Usage: "Did you just happ that?"

by rfdadm.chris August 21, 2008

Haspill

All you need to know is its about a guy named Nick M. (Not revealing his last name due to safety reasons) but its a big fluffy fuzzy person who likes to share hugs.

Your welcome Love,

CrowN Zyphlo

Nick is a haspill, his beard is so fuzzy and itchy

by CrowN Zyphlo August 23, 2011

james hasell

A highly obese woman often known as a "fat suit who found a wig shop " who is known for being fat and ugly.

Girl 1: Did you see that girl who looked like a piece of fat that glued some hair on it?

Girl 2 : Yeah, she was such a James Hasell.

by Susan Hasell November 20, 2013