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Harukaitis 

An affliction of the heart in where a Man, usually prone to womanizing, gambling, overindulgence, and all around decadent behavior; suddenly discovers, right in front of his nose, the Woman of his dreams.

Harukaitis develops when this discovery is countered by her immediate rejection and his realization that she is unattainable, and that he will spend the rest of his life never having a chance.

Symptoms include: loss of sleep, mood swings, anxiety, internal struggles with jealousy, as well as periods of delusion followed by despair.

Currently there is no cure for this condition.
He hasn't had a decent night sleep since coming down with Harukaitis last year.

I wouldn't try talking with him today. His Harukaitis has been acting up recently.
Harukaitis by smtrx October 28, 2010
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Härskarinna 

The Swedish word for mistress. Nothing more to be said.
She is so respected that they call her härskarinna.
Härskarinna by MissSaikou December 15, 2020
The cutest boy ever just adorable and very emo but still cute
JXJXJXJXHXJXHHXXH hello Haukain anyway JXHXJXNCHXUUCIWPQKDYCVHFBDB
Haukain by Katto_xoxo December 22, 2022

harusajin 

a hoe bag where all it takes is to have a Lexus GX.

pretends to have high morals but is fake just like her forehead and boobs
dude: i don't know if she likes me
me: dude harusajin is desperate for US citizenship. Just tell your mom to buy you a Lexus GX or borrow your parents' and she's yours
dude: am i hiking or biking? why the hell would I get a Lexus GX? i'm not an old man
me: that's all it takes for these types