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Harukaitis 

An affliction of the heart in where a Man, usually prone to womanizing, gambling, overindulgence, and all around decadent behavior; suddenly discovers, right in front of his nose, the Woman of his dreams.

Harukaitis develops when this discovery is countered by her immediate rejection and his realization that she is unattainable, and that he will spend the rest of his life never having a chance.

Symptoms include: loss of sleep, mood swings, anxiety, internal struggles with jealousy, as well as periods of delusion followed by despair.

Currently there is no cure for this condition.
He hasn't had a decent night sleep since coming down with Harukaitis last year.

I wouldn't try talking with him today. His Harukaitis has been acting up recently.
Harukaitis by smtrx October 28, 2010
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Härskarinna 

The Swedish word for mistress. Nothing more to be said.
She is so respected that they call her härskarinna.
Härskarinna by MissSaikou December 15, 2020
The cutest boy ever just adorable and very emo but still cute
JXJXJXJXHXJXHHXXH hello Haukain anyway JXHXJXNCHXUUCIWPQKDYCVHFBDB
Haukain by Katto_xoxo December 22, 2022

harusajin 

a hoe bag where all it takes is to have a Lexus GX.

pretends to have high morals but is fake just like her forehead and boobs
dude: i don't know if she likes me
me: dude harusajin is desperate for US citizenship. Just tell your mom to buy you a Lexus GX or borrow your parents' and she's yours
dude: am i hiking or biking? why the hell would I get a Lexus GX? i'm not an old man
me: that's all it takes for these types
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026