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harrylion 

The act of total and/or utter stupidity
Oh, the answer is harrylion
harrylion by Hairybloke91 July 21, 2019
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Harrelson 

(Woody) Harrelson is a common phrase to refer to the male erection. It is used in place of Woody like the actor.
"I saw Tiffany's boob and got a Harrelson."

"Hey Steve, your Harrelson is showing."
Harrelson by A-A-Ron31 May 10, 2018

Harryson Burger 

A local term in Oxford for a burger with both a meat, and a chicken patty. This was invented in 1818 by Lord Harryson of Yorkshire during his studies at Baelliol College.
Hello sir, may I have a Harryson burger and a pitcher of your finest beer please?
Harryson Burger by Not Sven March 5, 2019

Handylion 

The act of getting a handjob, preferably in the shower.
"Dude, how far did you get with the chick last night."

"She was quite a tease but I was able to get a handylion out of the whole deal."

"In the shower?"

"Oh, you know it. Wouldn't have it any other way."
Handylion by DJCrohn January 30, 2009

Ken Harrelson 

White Sox Announcer since 1990, played for the Kansas City Athletics, the Washington Senators, Boston Red Sox, and the Cleveland Indians. Nickname - The Hawk
Ken Harrelson favorite's:
Mercy! Sit back, relax, and strap it in Gaaas... He gone! Waaay back--he looks up... You can put it on the board, YES! I luuuv e-mail Cinch 'er up and hunker down Chopper, two-hopper Stretch! I luuuv that duck Ball 4/base hit Thank-you-very-much You can cancel the post-game show Right size, wrong shape Sacks packed with Sox Dadgum right Sox put a big crooked number on the board La Grange, IL...Yes! Sox put a snowman up They're down to their last bullet I 'got a lot of my money in Scottsdale That's a home run in an elevator shaft You gotta ride 'em hard and turn 'em in wet Zone 'em in, reel 'em in, and light 'er up
Ken Harrelson by MrGrinch August 14, 2006

Woody Harrelson 

Marijuana. It is named after him because this guy really blazes like crazy. He also wears hemp and plants those seeds.
"Are you okay?"

"Yes, of course. I'm on that Woody Harrelson"
Woody Harrelson by Big-Guy December 22, 2007

Taylor Harrelson

The action of completely strangling the funniness out of a joke by overuse, and in the wrong situation. Or also known as going mitch on a joke

AKA Buzz killington
Guy 1: hey did you see that episode of *_____*
Guy 2: yeah, *then proceeds to Taylor Harrelson the story until everyone knows it by heart*
Taylor Harrelson by bobby beucher October 11, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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