harrylion 

The act of total and/or utter stupidity

Oh, the answer is harrylion

harrylion by Hairybloke91 July 21, 2019

Harrelson 

(Woody) Harrelson is a common phrase to refer to the male erection. It is used in place of Woody like the actor.

"I saw Tiffany's boob and got a Harrelson."

"Hey Steve, your Harrelson is showing."

Harrelson by A-A-Ron31 May 10, 2018

Harryson Burger 

A local term in Oxford for a burger with both a meat, and a chicken patty. This was invented in 1818 by Lord Harryson of Yorkshire during his studies at Baelliol College.

Hello sir, may I have a Harryson burger and a pitcher of your finest beer please?

Harryson Burger by Not Sven March 5, 2019

Handylion 

The act of getting a handjob, preferably in the shower.

"Dude, how far did you get with the chick last night."

"She was quite a tease but I was able to get a handylion out of the whole deal."

"In the shower?"

"Oh, you know it. Wouldn't have it any other way."

Handylion by DJCrohn January 30, 2009

Ken Harrelson 

White Sox Announcer since 1990, played for the Kansas City Athletics, the Washington Senators, Boston Red Sox, and the Cleveland Indians. Nickname - The Hawk

Ken Harrelson favorite's:
Mercy! Sit back, relax, and strap it in Gaaas... He gone! Waaay back--he looks up... You can put it on the board, YES! I luuuv e-mail Cinch 'er up and hunker down Chopper, two-hopper Stretch! I luuuv that duck Ball 4/base hit Thank-you-very-much You can cancel the post-game show Right size, wrong shape Sacks packed with Sox Dadgum right Sox put a big crooked number on the board La Grange, IL...Yes! Sox put a snowman up They're down to their last bullet I 'got a lot of my money in Scottsdale That's a home run in an elevator shaft You gotta ride 'em hard and turn 'em in wet Zone 'em in, reel 'em in, and light 'er up

Ken Harrelson by MrGrinch August 14, 2006

Woody Harrelson 

Marijuana. It is named after him because this guy really blazes like crazy. He also wears hemp and plants those seeds.

"Are you okay?"

"Yes, of course. I'm on that Woody Harrelson"

Woody Harrelson by Big-Guy December 22, 2007

Taylor Harrelson

The action of completely strangling the funniness out of a joke by overuse, and in the wrong situation. Or also known as going mitch on a joke

AKA Buzz killington

Guy 1: hey did you see that episode of *_____*
Guy 2: yeah, *then proceeds to Taylor Harrelson the story until everyone knows it by heart*

Taylor Harrelson by bobby beucher October 11, 2011