Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
I was severley cut up by a Harpie in a Range Rover, this morning.
Harpie by Realistic of Harpenden September 30, 2011
Fictional male or female band member. From the band Harpies. Females are often referred to as Harpettes.
There is a Harpie from the Harpies
harpie by HarpetteA August 9, 2010
Harpie: Media folks who criticize. Only criticize. A righteous and pious nag. The opposite of problem solver.
Swarming and smiling TV harpies are hard at work criticizing President Biden's legislative agenda.
Harpie by dfwl28 February 5, 2022

Sharpie harpie 

Same as a blue pen, a bands 'fan' that waits after the show for an autograph / signed photo, then sells it on ebay.
"Some Sharpie harpie is trying to sell a signed Jonas Brothers photo, who'd be dumb enough?"
Sharpie harpie by mrbt August 25, 2008

Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus 

See: Stephen Harper

Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!
While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.

Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.
Past (Perfect) tense of Harmy
I've been Harmied by Harmy.
Harmied by PisceanPrince June 13, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Load more