Character from Gerard Way's "The Umbrella Academy". He's the fifth member who has the ability to time travel and teleport. In an attempt to time travel he got stuck in the future and when he returned to the present he was stuck in his body from when he was 13. His actual age being 58. He's married to a beautiful mannequin named Dolores. Also, he would kill for a decent cup of coffee. I recommend you watch the show, it's on Netflix.

Luther (aka number 1): But that's murder
Five Hargreeves: Jesus Luther, grow up

Five Hargreeves by d-o-o-t-e-r April 2, 2019

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Ben Hargreeves

A legend. An icon. A queen.
He blesses the world with his Bentacles and Klaus Hargreeves with his brain cell.

Someone: "I really miss Ben Hargreeves"
Klaus: "I really wish he would shut up"

Ben Hargreeves by Number 6 Hargreeves April 21, 2019

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Hargrave Free School

Hargrave Free School, sometimes referred to as "Satan's Triangle" is a barbaric torture sanctuary that opened in 1999 consisting of brainless wonders for SLT, and incompetent suck ups for teachers. They use corporal punishment and emotional abuse in order to "succeed" as a school. I personally think this school did nothing for any of the teachers or students except leave them scarred for the rest of their childhood.

"Goodness, do you hear all that destruction and chaos? It's coming from over there!"
"Oh that building? That's Hargrave Free School. Gosh I'm never sending my kid to that catastrophic zoo."

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Klaus Hargreeves

we will protect our funky lil gay boi, jazzy trash that everyone loves

he needs love
pansexual icon
d r u g s. Just look at him.

person1:oof yes go smol funky boi
person 2: do you mean the queen Klaus Hargreeves?

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klaus hargreeves

a hottie thottie who smokes pottie

person 1: who’s that thot?
person 2: idk but he’s hot
person 3: are you stupid?? that’s klaus hargreeves

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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