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Hargreaves 

may also be referred to as 'hardcheese'. a typical male teacher (not necessarily geography) that has pungent breath, awful taste in shirts and ties. Enjoys trying to convert his pupils into the 'real world' by drumming it into them that without a geography qualification, life is a mere existence! tends to get mixed up when shouting at a pupil for example: "look...im sorry well...get out....where are you going? sit down im sorry i find ya rude......do ya do that in your own house i dont think you do.....if you wana graze get in a field.....expletives!!!!" he is a man who should not be approached for help as he needs it more himself. if anyone spots a hargreaves or a hardcheese then report them instantly to the authorities and get them locked up in a mental institute. try and avoid calling them hardcheese because they react badly: "im not cheese...im a person!!!"
Have you seen that new teacher who needs a tic tac for their breath? He stinks and all he does is go mad! He talks out of slightly the wrong hole! What a hargreaves! or That teacher's a right hardcheese..always going off his head and asking for my day book to write home to bill my parents for the broken door handle!
Hargreaves by Jason Snape June 24, 2004
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hargreaves 

the biggest noob ever all he does is suck major donkey dick.. he likes it hard in the ass when he hangs with his friends
Dude that hargreaves is taking it pretty hard at the gay strip club
hargreaves by gdudesk8r January 1, 2011

Matt Hargreaves

A narcissistic boy who is trying and who's catchphrase is "Not the face" and who lives with 3 other guys and who is scared of everything unless it's a mirror

Love OP&JC
P1: Man that guy is such a Matt Hargreaves.

P2: what do you mean?
P1: he's a narcissist who lives with in a flat with 3 others and who loves mirrors.
P2: oh okay then.
Matt Hargreaves by OP&JC October 13, 2018

Tord Larrson Edd gould Tom Ridgewell and Matt Hargreaves

Eddsworld’s main characters with their last name.
“Edd looks like a cinnamon bun, but will kill you”
“Tom looks like he will kill you, but he’s actually a cinnamon bun”
“Matt looks like a cinnamon bun, and he is a cinnamon bun”
“Tord looks like he will kill you, and he will kill you”
Tord Larrson Edd gould Tom Ridgewell and Matt Hargreaves Made Eddsworld, RIP EDD😢

Klaus Hargreaves 

A pansexual character from the Netflix show, the umbrella academy, also none as number four, the sēance. He is in love with Dave, has an addiction to drugs, alcohol, started a cult, is somewhat of a goth
Klaus Hargreaves by Tua fan_ April 27, 2022

dion hargreaves 

An egotistical waste of space that needs to shut up and get on with his work
dion hargreaves by SlappyTom January 23, 2014

Ben Hargreaves

A guy who always looks good in stripes, confident but not cocky. Can never plan too a-head even if he desperately needs a hair cut. Not a morning person but pretends to be and lies to him self about it. Restricts the amount of people he lets in his life but then complains about them people. Insanely fit and has the strongest work ethic that benefits himself and others around him.
A Jay walking her dog, "Oh look it's Ben Hargreaves running again, he's so fit. He could do with a hair cut though!"
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