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To say or assert something so patently stupid and preposterous as to generate widespread mockery. Named in honor of State Department Spokesperson Marie Harf.
The State Department Spokesperson was harfing on about how Islamic State jihadists only needed job opportunities in order to give up their evil ways.
Harfing by Blushark February 21, 2015
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Harfling 

A foreveralone asian who goes to clubs/parties eyt does not socialize. This person will instead only ask females to take pictures with him, as to appear popular in said photos.
Listen bro, we know you be harfling posting those pics. You don't really know those bitches son.
Harfling by xdestron January 15, 2012

Granny Haffing 

Indicating the grandmothers afro.
Granny Haffing mean to touch the grandmothers afro
example. Patting
"Dude i just touched your granny's afro"
"That's fat"
Granny Haffing by Aaron December 12, 2004
divide something 2 people can share in half
haffin by Deloris A June 9, 2008
He was harfing down the whole keg
harfing by Ahnypants July 24, 2014
Hey Tom what have you been doing all day?

"I have been haffin some weed"
haffin by Deucewitt April 1, 2008