Haffing 

Having some sort of sexual contact, usually just for fun, with another person.

"Where's Dina?"
"Oh she's haffing with some guy."

Haffing by WhiteRoom April 26, 2014

Granny Haffing 

Indicating the grandmothers afro.
Granny Haffing mean to touch the grandmothers afro
example. Patting

"Dude i just touched your granny's afro"
"That's fat"

Granny Haffing by Aaron December 12, 2004

Harfing 

To say or assert something so patently stupid and preposterous as to generate widespread mockery. Named in honor of State Department Spokesperson Marie Harf.

The State Department Spokesperson was harfing on about how Islamic State jihadists only needed job opportunities in order to give up their evil ways.

Harfing by Blushark February 21, 2015

HuffingDonnie 

A phrase used to describe the actions of someone at work who will doing anything to keep the boss happy, a total suckass.

Randy: So I was looking at boats online....
Chuck: That's fantastic! I've got a boat too!
Randy: Maybe you could show me....
Chuck: Absolutely! Here, (pulls out phone) look at these pictures of mine.
Randy: That boat looks a little small....
Chuck: It is, but we could go look at other ones.
Randy: That would be cool. Maybe you can come over afterward and I'll grill some food.
Chuck: Hell, I'll pick up the food and beer! We could have a party!
Randy: Yeah....
Chuck: Did I tell you earlier that your shirt looks very nice?
Randy: No, but thank you.
Chuck: No problem.
Man outside room: Man Chuck sure is HuffingDonnie on Randy today.
2nd man outside room: Just today? Shit, he does it everyday! I think there's something more going on there.
1st man: Like what?
2nd man: I think Chuck is in love with Randy.
1st man: Wow. That's gay.
2nd man: Yep.

HuffingDonnie by Charles Joseph Hurst the 2nd July 20, 2012

Huffington Post 

Your #1 source for all that is not news. If you are utterly dying to know what color Miley Cyrus' shit was on Tuesday or felt that you would not die happy unless you found out once and for all how drunk Lindsay Lohan got after she partied in LA without a bra, then this is the site for you!!!

The Kardashians are so talented! I know; I read it in the Huffington Post.

Huffington Post by EmanNeercs August 17, 2012

Huffington Post 

The sewer of the liberal political blogosphere.

Did you read all those comments on Huffington Post wishing Tony Snow a slow, painful death from cancer? Classy.

Huffington Post by StaffOfMagius December 16, 2007

huffing the bag 

Feces is placed in a paper bag along with gasoline fumes and lighter fluid. You inhale in and out multiple times until you get high.

Homeless man: Spare change?

Jon: huffing the bag seems like a rush, so let me get a few huffs and I'll think about it bruh

huffing the bag by dickypoo July 27, 2014