hardwicke

A person with a round head

That girl has got such a hardwicke

hardwicke by Lil field May 31, 2018

Catherine Hardwicke 

Worst movie/ casting director ever to be born. Uses the word "sexy" excessively, and ruined the movie "Twilight." One of the main causes of global warming.

How Catherine Hardwicke causes global warming: casting Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan.

Catherine Hardwicke by Dic101 August 10, 2009

Jess Hardwicke 

A beautiful girl, 100% better than Jess miller.
Definition of a pulling machine and stripper.

Look it’s Jess Hardwicke

Jess Hardwicke by Jess Hardwicke August 2, 2018

Hartwick Mouth 

You can find these creatures lurking around Hartwick College located in Oneonta, NY. "Hartwick Mouth" is the condition possessed by a large number of both women and men who attend the college. "Hartwick Mouth" is when one's lips cannot accomodate their overly large teeth/gums. See also: Horse Mouth

That girl was looking good
Nah, man, she had Hartwick mouth

Hartwick Mouth by Non-Hartwick-Mouth Girl December 16, 2010

Hardick 

Hardick is the name of hardik who loves to take hard dick. His full name is Hardik sancheti.

Pranav:- hardik did you take customer dick?
hardick:- yesss

Hardick by jamesbond02948 November 22, 2021

hartwick 

hartwick: more like HARTWACK! The finest Drug and Alcohol Institution. With church steeples and vine covered dormatories. Drinking on Monday's through Thursdays like it's New Years, in one of Oneonta's shit holes percieved to be a bar.

hartwick: 38 G's a year, shitty commons food, and drunken weeknights. Come with hopes of a education, leaving with a drinking, and/or drug habait :)

hartwick by jackass4u727 December 17, 2007

Hardwired headphones

When you run the headphone cord from your iPod/iPhone up under your clothes. It only takes two seconds to run the cord under your shirt, and then you don't have to worry about getting the cord caught on your car door, the counter top, or the vacuum cleaner (cause you know you listen to music when you vacuum). In addition, hardwiring allows you to let your earphones dangle just outside of your shirt (if you're really smart you'll even have two shirts on, and you can hide your earphones when not in use).

Becky: "Tom, why do you look so cool?!?"

Tom: "It's because I hardwire my headphones . . . see, no cord. It's called Hardwired headphones."

Becky: "OMG!!! That's like soooo smart!! I would've never thought to do something like that. I'm always getting my cord caught on my car door and my vacuum cleaner."

Tom: "Well Becky, that's because you're a dumb skank."

Hardwired headphones by Sgt. Standanco February 14, 2012