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hartwick: more like HARTWACK! The finest Drug and Alcohol Institution. With church steeples and vine covered dormatories. Drinking on Monday's through Thursdays like it's New Years, in one of Oneonta's shit holes percieved to be a bar.

hartwick: 38 G's a year, shitty commons food, and drunken weeknights. Come with hopes of a education, leaving with a drinking, and/or drug habait :)

hartwick by jackass4u727 December 17, 2007

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Hartwick Mouth

You can find these creatures lurking around Hartwick College located in Oneonta, NY. "Hartwick Mouth" is the condition possessed by a large number of both women and men who attend the college. "Hartwick Mouth" is when one's lips cannot accomodate their overly large teeth/gums. See also: Horse Mouth

That girl was looking good
Nah, man, she had Hartwick mouth

Hartwick Mouth by Non-Hartwick-Mouth Girl December 16, 2010

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Hartwick College

A private liberal arts college just like all of the others in this country where all students are eligible to minor in mountain climbing before graduation and only those who are paralyzed don't play a sport.

Big Tuition Costs + Big Hills = Rich Kids Gettin into Shape

Hartwick College by yan April 12, 2005

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Hartwick College

A private, liberal arts college located in sketchy Oneonta, NY, which consists mainly of hills and stairs.

Wow, where are the damn elevators? What is this, Hartwick College?!

Hartwick College by Ketchup Rose November 7, 2004

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Hartwick College

An amazing school with a beautiful view, great community feel, wonderful faculty and staff, some pretty awesome students, many fun events, great opportunities, and a LOT of stairs.

Hartwick College is my home away from home.

Hartwick College by Hartwick lover June 24, 2011

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Kip of Hartwick

Kip is a typical frat boy name & guy on the surface. But dig a little deeper & you'll find this Midwest transplant thinks that stealing a new fresh wardrobe is all that's needed to change his character. He tries desperately to fit in among Upstate NY college alphas only to sleep with his new bro's GFs or BFs because this bi douche doesn't comprehend loyalty. Low brow fuckboi who falls in love over the internet, ala Napolean Dynamite. Hartwick interchangeable with other colleges. Kip of Pepperdine or Kip of Loyola or Kip of UTEP all work.

That new guy is such a Kip of Hartwick. He got caught banging his buddy's boyfriend this afternoon.

Kip of Hartwick by ScorpionKing90 November 2, 2020

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Catherine Hardwicke

Worst movie/ casting director ever to be born. Uses the word "sexy" excessively, and ruined the movie "Twilight." One of the main causes of global warming.

How Catherine Hardwicke causes global warming: casting Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan.

Catherine Hardwicke by Dic101 August 10, 2009

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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