Hardwicked

When your social studies teacher says something stupid or is in a band

Bro you just got Hardwicked!

by SIUUUUIRFWFFU$U$U$U% October 16, 2018

Hardwicked

When your asshole boyfriend is domineering and uses you as a sex doll.

I am so tired of being Hardwicked by my boyfriend.

by FrankieStrilla June 18, 2018

Hardwired headphones

When you run the headphone cord from your iPod/iPhone up under your clothes. It only takes two seconds to run the cord under your shirt, and then you don't have to worry about getting the cord caught on your car door, the counter top, or the vacuum cleaner (cause you know you listen to music when you vacuum). In addition, hardwiring allows you to let your earphones dangle just outside of your shirt (if you're really smart you'll even have two shirts on, and you can hide your earphones when not in use).

Becky: "Tom, why do you look so cool?!?"

Tom: "It's because I hardwire my headphones . . . see, no cord. It's called Hardwired headphones."

Becky: "OMG!!! That's like soooo smart!! I would've never thought to do something like that. I'm always getting my cord caught on my car door and my vacuum cleaner."

Tom: "Well Becky, that's because you're a dumb skank."

by Sgt. Standanco February 14, 2012

Catherine Hardwicke

Worst movie/ casting director ever to be born. Uses the word "sexy" excessively, and ruined the movie "Twilight." One of the main causes of global warming.

How Catherine Hardwicke causes global warming: casting Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan.

by Dic101 August 10, 2009

chris hardwick

often seen on the station G4, also a main character in house of 1000 corpses, whenever you see him on t.v. and film, you must put your hands in the air, and in a high pitch voice scream "doctor Satan, doctor Satan bwaaaaaa" then take a shot, or pound a beer.

Chris hardwick was on AOTS again, "doctor Satan, doctor Satan bwaaaaa!" *chugs a beer*

by destructicus December 27, 2011

Hardwick

A town in Vermont where the phrase,"my mother is my sister" is actually true.

Person: dude the people in Hardwick are so messed up

by Steve802 December 9, 2008

Hardwick

One of the most racist, piece of shit scumbags that live on earth. Mostly male roam the population but be careful because it will try to disrespect you in anyway it can or even try to have intercourse with you even if you are underage. This guy has a supply of Juuls that can be given to everyone in the United States he’s a sick fuck. You can fool a hardwick easily but stick to your word if he sees you do anything he will call you out and try to rape you but be careful not to be near one. I am locked in this guys basement currently so I know the do’s and dont’s when you meet or see a hardwick. Like an enderman you should not look it in his eyes or else you’ll be the next one coming to his office of pain.

You look like a hardwick one eye is directly looking at me and the other is rolling which seems to be another galaxy

Put the juul away hardwicks coming.

I was pissing in the bathroom until I saw hardwick watching me go outside the bathroom so I got a different type of stage fright.

You better check your eyesight cause your becoming a hardwick.

Stop texting and driving you know only hardwicks can do that.

Stop taking pictures of children what are you a hardwick.

by Gabe itches696969696969 December 18, 2019