harder-on 

(alternative spelling: harderon)

When your hard-on becomes even harder.

When she took off her bra, I got a harder-on.

harder-on by too-tired July 20, 2012

harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday 

Usually when someone is working very hard or when they tell a terrible joke and your being sarcastic that their joke is good

Guy 1- hey bro guess what
Guy 2- what
Guy 1-what is fat and goes bump at night
Guy 2-idk what
Guy 1-Ur mom!
Guy 2- wow that joke slapped harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday

harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday by Big brain today November 12, 2020

One Hander 

A woman with an ass so petite that you can cover most of it in one hand. To be more specific you must be able to clench and hold both cheeks together effortlessly with just one hand. This can only be achieved if the distance between your thumb and middle finger is wider than the apex of both buttocks. This is not possible with asses exceeding 1.0 Hdr

"Dude check out the one hander at the bar"
"Now THAT is a one hander"

One Hander by sananman July 23, 2015

one hander commander 

Masturbating. Also see jacking off.

Man, my girlfriend dumped me.. Well, back to one hander commander! =D

one hander commander by OverDose363 December 18, 2005

One Hander 

A women or girl that is so small and/or lightweight, that you can easily hold her with one hand/arm while having sex with her. (Preferably in the cowgirl of reverse cowgirl position).

Rick-"Man that new hot chick is pretty small huh?"
Bob-"I would do her...would you?"
Rick-"For sure. She's totally a One Hander"

One Hander by 69happy69 October 17, 2011

One-Hander 

n. An adult girl, or of-age female, who is petite or small enough to fuck with one hand while simultaneously using the other hand for any array of other activities.

That girl is a definitely one-hander; I can fuck her while eating a burrito with my left hand.

One-Hander by Superllvllan July 16, 2010

one hander 

A woman or girl, not a chick (because chicks are hot), that scores below a 5 on the chick-hotness scale. Therefor can be counted on one hand.

Leanne is a one hander, even if she tries to slut it up she still can't muster the numbers to carry over to the second hand.

one hander by waj_tastic November 15, 2010