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harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday
Usually when someone is working very hard or when they tell a terrible joke and your being sarcastic that their joke is good
Guy 1- hey bro guess what
Guy 2- what
Guy 1-what is fat and goes bump at night
Guy 2-idk what
Guy 1-Ur mom!
Guy 2- wow that joke slapped harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday
Guy 2- what
Guy 1-what is fat and goes bump at night
Guy 2-idk what
Guy 1-Ur mom!
Guy 2- wow that joke slapped harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday
harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday by Big brain today November 12, 2020
One Hander
A woman with an ass so petite that you can cover most of it in one hand. To be more specific you must be able to clench and hold both cheeks together effortlessly with just one hand. This can only be achieved if the distance between your thumb and middle finger is wider than the apex of both buttocks. This is not possible with asses exceeding 1.0 Hdr
One Hander by sananman July 23, 2015
one hander commander
one hander commander by OverDose363 December 18, 2005
One Hander
A women or girl that is so small and/or lightweight, that you can easily hold her with one hand/arm while having sex with her. (Preferably in the cowgirl of reverse cowgirl position).
Rick-"Man that new hot chick is pretty small huh?"
Bob-"I would do her...would you?"
Rick-"For sure. She's totally a One Hander"
Bob-"I would do her...would you?"
Rick-"For sure. She's totally a One Hander"
One Hander by 69happy69 October 17, 2011
One-Hander
n. An adult girl, or of-age female, who is petite or small enough to fuck with one hand while simultaneously using the other hand for any array of other activities.
One-Hander by Superllvllan July 16, 2010
one hander
A woman or girl, not a chick (because chicks are hot), that scores below a 5 on the chick-hotness scale. Therefor can be counted on one hand.
Leanne is a one hander, even if she tries to slut it up she still can't muster the numbers to carry over to the second hand.
one hander by waj_tastic November 15, 2010
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