hardcock
Persons that go hard for the life of the party, whilst all others fizzle out with their soft little cocks.
hardcock by hawksbury 2006 December 14, 2006
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Johnny Hardcock
Johnny Hardcock by cubespark December 17, 2020
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hard cock to suck
Something that is difficult to accept, but must be done. The proper choice made more difficult because it runs counter to your normal beliefs.
hard cock to suck by bandetox December 16, 2014
Hard Cock
A Hard Cock is something that is inserted into a tight vagina (preferably) and is rammed inside and out of this lovely work of nature. If its hard go get blown ;)
Hard Cock by MilkyyyYum January 16, 2011
john handcock
A man who frequents prostitutes (John), but materbates on, or is masterbated by (handcock) the prostitute, rather than having sex with her, as a means of avoiding STDs.
YOU: Hey, John, do you wanna go to the bar?
YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm going to see Sharin' Cocks, that ho down the road.
YOU: Aren't you afraid of AIDS?
YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm a John Handcock.
YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm going to see Sharin' Cocks, that ho down the road.
YOU: Aren't you afraid of AIDS?
YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm a John Handcock.
john handcock by Sex Ed December 8, 2006
Highway Hard Cock
When you are sleeping on a road trip on your stomach and you wake up with a boner because of the bumps.
Highway Hard Cock by pico April 9, 2003
hardacockatitis
This is a disease when your cock is constantly hard. Possibly caused by a smoking hot chick or a need for female contact.
hardacockatitis by Steve R. Jimbo January 21, 2009
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