hardcock

Persons that go hard for the life of the party, whilst all others fizzle out with their soft little cocks.

Frosty asks, "Whats that noise? Is that Thunder?"

No its just some hardcocks jumping on the roof.

by hawksbury 2006 December 14, 2006

Johnny Hardcock

A big ol' weenie

That guy was being really lame, a big Johnny Hardcock

by cubespark December 17, 2020

hard cock to suck

Something that is difficult to accept, but must be done. The proper choice made more difficult because it runs counter to your normal beliefs.

I heard you're going to marry that girl you got pregnant. That's a hard cock to suck, man.

by bandetox December 16, 2014

Hard Cock

A Hard Cock is something that is inserted into a tight vagina (preferably) and is rammed inside and out of this lovely work of nature. If its hard go get blown ;)

Suzziiieee sucked my hard cock this morning Bill.

head dick sex Suzie

by MilkyyyYum January 16, 2011

john handcock

A man who frequents prostitutes (John), but materbates on, or is masterbated by (handcock) the prostitute, rather than having sex with her, as a means of avoiding STDs.

YOU: Hey, John, do you wanna go to the bar?

YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm going to see Sharin' Cocks, that ho down the road.

YOU: Aren't you afraid of AIDS?

YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm a John Handcock.

by Sex Ed December 8, 2006

Highway Hard Cock

When you are sleeping on a road trip on your stomach and you wake up with a boner because of the bumps.

Andrew Davis has Highway Hard Cock

by pico April 9, 2003

hardacockatitis

This is a disease when your cock is constantly hard. Possibly caused by a smoking hot chick or a need for female contact.

My girl's riding the red tide and is giving me hardacockatitis.

by Steve R. Jimbo January 21, 2009