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Tom Harlock 

He's one of the realest youtubers out there you would want a friend like him becayse He's fucking funny one of the few who are actually funny his jokes are inappropriate and harsh sometimes but they're hilarious also he's an ex-viner but he wasnt cringy he was still hilarious his YOUTUBE:Tom Harlock I bet you'll love him
Tom Harlock by Tom Harlock September 26, 2018

Tom Harlock 

Tom Harlock is an ex-viner who now makes the best YouTube content that you may ever lay eyes upon. From his gorgeous physique to his beautifully witty humor, the man is simply too perfect for the internet. He is far too underrated for being so perfect.
Tom Harlock is handsome, hilarious, sarcastic, intelligent, and under appreciated.
Tom Harlock by Toesbeflyin May 20, 2020

Tom Harlock 

Cause it just isn’t right. Like my definition is: A British god who could kill with his wits and charm. I want him to shove a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass. He is devilishly handsome and was the backbone of vine and remains the savior for the whole YouTube creator community. His accent sends tingles down my spin and I want him to choke me with his hands
Tom Harlock could break my back like a glowstick and I would say "thank you".

Hadlock diet 

When instead of dieting you start using methamphetamine to get the weight off.

*Jefferson County
I can eat whatever I want and still lose the weight I'm on the Hadlock diet.
Hadlock diet by Michaels girl April 17, 2015

harlock_my_beloved 

a cool mf who simps for a fictional space pirate

and uhhh they are HORNY.

VERY HORNY.

me, crystallix has made this because no one had the nerve to make me happier
harlock_my_beloved is cool

harlock_my_beloved is horny as fuck

my friend is very cool. her name is

harlock_my_beloved.

Captain Harlock 

Captain Harlock by King Tarek November 23, 2021