Doing something big that will get you in trouble, but you don't care. This term derives from how John Hancock wrote his name the biggest on The Declaration of Independence.
John: I just banged eight fat chicks!
Bob: Your wife is going to be pissed!
John: I don't care! I love Hancocking!
Tim robbed a bank, walked across the street and started jerking off in front of everyone. The police were on their way. He didn't worry a bit. He's really great at Hancocking.
To be cocky and arrogant whilst attempting to attract the opposite sex to you. Often "haddocking" will be unsuccessful and the person you were trying to chat up will depart, saying to a friend "What an arrogant t**t!" or similar.
His haddocking with that lady has flopped. She's all over that other lad now.
Hancocking is a sexual activity which involves slowly introducing your dry finger into the anus of your partner. Once all five fingers are inserted, a clenched fist must be inserted soon after.
I was giving my aide a good "Hancocking" last night with the boys... just a shame Cummings wasnt here to join us
The process of taking white characters, roles and stories and replacing them with people of different colors or ethnicity to satisfy the demands of woke culture regardless of how stupid or out of place it is
The word derives from the musical Hancock where the characters of Americas founding fathers are played by African Americans with rhythm, style, talent and excellent dance moves but has no foundation in actual fact
I saw a elf and a dwarf in the new Lord Of The Rings show, Rings Of Power, that weren't white as explicitly prescribed by Tolkien, as someone who's read all of the books I thought it was dumb and out of place . I knew right then the shows creators were Hancocking
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."