harbor fright 

Describes da terror you feel when first trying out a tool from da infamous-for-crappy-quality "big red, white, and blue" hardware store, knowing dat said implement might likely break or malfunction "right out of da box".

My best friend was buying me a gift card for my birthday, and offered me a choice of several major retailers; I told her dat any store other than Harbor Fright would be fine.

harbor fright by QuacksO November 2, 2023

Harbor freight 

The place for Chinese knockoff tools at ok prices.

When you walk into a harbor freight store the smell of Chinese knockoff plastic will nock you off your feet.

Harbor freight by deez nuts 359021 May 10, 2018

harbor freight 

The adult/handyman/DIY'ers equivalent to a candy store.

On weekends I love to wander the aisles at Harbor Freight.

harbor freight by Phildoismyname June 2, 2018

Harbor Freight 

The best of the worst. Tool and widget retailer in the U.S. who sells heap, sketchy, one-time-use tools made only of the finest Chinesium. These products typically are all labled "Known to the state of Cancer to cause california". Other names for this retailer include "Harmful Fright Fools" and "The Usual Scumbags". Don't forget to engage your Safety Squints when using the brittle, shrapnel-sending devices purchased here.

I don't have enough money to buy a "Fap-On" tool... Guess I will head down to the usual scumbags "Harbor Freight" to purchase some cancer.

Harbor Freight by bumblefuckeryinc September 26, 2021

Harbor freighting

When a harbor freight tool starts to break because you used it more than twice.

Yo my tool is harbor freighting it's bent at a 90 degree angle.

Harbor freighting by anonymous April 1, 2023