happy-crack 

The strong natural high made of happiness and enjoyment. Induced by people, objects, sounds, things you see or like, and/or how you want to/do feel. Giving the rush of spontaneity and attracting excitement. Typically presenting enthusiasm over small things because you are so ‘high’ you don’t care how small. Usually includes the urge to move around and a LOT of laughing.

“This song is my happy-crack.”
“You are my happy-crack.”
“I’m on my happy-crack.”

happy-crack by #non-existantwords June 21, 2021

Happy Crack 

A mixture of unsweetened red Koolaid and sugar that is most often used by middle/high school students due its accessibility. This powder is typically chewed and swallowed, but it can also be inhaled nasally. It is most often dispensed in zip-lock bags with one cup of sugar to one package of Koolaid.

Happy crack gets its name because of its addictive properties, its sugar high, and its cocaine-like appearance. Kids frequently get suspended at school for carrying it around, and often get in the same amount of trouble as if they had brought real crack to school.

Other forms of happy crack do exist, but are not nearly as popular. These other forms generally involve mixing a powdered drink mix with sugar, though there are forms like cinicrack, which involves adding pure cinnamon to sugar, or cococrack, which utilizes raw coco powder.

Certain additives are sometimes added to happy crack, usually caffeine (though cocaine has been rumored to be used as well). This is called "super happy crack".

Happy Crack is NOT a drug, but should still be used responsibly. Side effects can include sinus headache (when inhaled nasally), weight gain, cavities, and a temporary red mouth.

Please note that there are A LOT of people allergic to red 40, a food dye in Koolaid mix. If you or your friends are allergic to red 40, please do not use Happy Crack.

Happy Crack by ZeroFang October 3, 2010

happy crack 

A mixture of kool-aid and suger which is placed in a plastic baggie to resemble crack. Native to South-Western Pennsylvania.

Hey, let me get some happy crack.

happy crack by Anthony Reese May 25, 2006

happy crack 

smarties(the candy) that are crushed to powder, inhaled through the mouth and blown out to create smoke. this is used to imitate drug usage.

anyone want some happy crack?

happy crack by edgychic1 December 30, 2008

Liquid Happy Crack

Liquid happy crack is a homemade beverage that whose exact ingredients are as varied as the ingredients for a good BBQ sauce. but the basic formula is this.
1. you start with a soda pop suicide. i generally mix things like coke, sprite, dr.pepper, grape soda, strawberry soda, fruit punch, and if im feeling particularly coy a red bull or two. 2. mix in large bottle. empty 2 Liter pop bottle, so you can shake it up real good.

3. add candy! fun dip power, pixie stix powder, sweet tarts, skittles, spree.

4. shake well, and leave in fridge overnight, or until the more solid candy has mostly dissolved.

5. enjoy the most epic sugar high you have ever experienced!!!!!!

person 1: "dude what's wrong with you?"

person 2: "i got seriously messed up on liquid happy crack last night."
person 1: "epic"

Liquid Happy Crack by The Tavi Monster June 7, 2011

crack happy 

When you're on crack (a type of drug), you usually laugh and act a lot happier than you really should. Feeling crack happy is when you feel way happier about something than you really should.

A friend just gave you an M&M and you start jumping up and down like you've just won the lottery. Your friend says, "You're crack happy over that little M&M?"

crack happy by Alex Lennon October 31, 2007

crack a happy

When the male reproductive organ becomes erect.

guy1:dude when i was talking to Danielle i almost cracked a happy.
guy2:Haha, that would of sucked dude. To crack a happy in public is embarrassing.

Alternate names: Woody, boner, prof. stiffy, rod, ect...

crack a happy by Keller Brewer March 26, 2008