happy holliday

The act of making love in you, or your partner's, childhood room while visiting your family for the hollidays

Last Christmas my mother-in-law wouldn't shut up about waiting to be a grandmother, so i went upstairs and gave my wife a happy holliday.

by Ravenquill May 10, 2016

happy holidays

People really get pissed about this shit?

Person 1: Happy holidays!
Person 2: Fuck you.
Person 1: Well that was uncalled for...

by a pretty cool person December 24, 2013

Happy Holidays You Bastards

An act of defiance, to not come home for christmas because of ongoing conflict with your family. This conflict can be past or present.

(Incoming call from your brother back home)...Gabe you should really come back home with the family for the holidays this year.

Gabe: Happy Holidays You Bastards!!!!

by E-bag December 23, 2009

happy holidays

Phrase that pisses me off. Said by people who don't want to offend anyone of any religion or culture. People should just say "Merry Christmas", "Happy Hanukkah", and "Happy Kwanzaa" to the appropriate people.

Krusty (From The Simpsons): So have a merry Christmas, a Happy
Hanukkah, Kwazy Kwanzaa, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn & dignified Ramadan.

by DarkDan December 21, 2003

Happy Holidays

The worst thing to say to a fundementalist Christian besides 'I vote Democrat'.

"Everytime you say Happy Holidays an angel gets aids!11"

by Falafelfield December 28, 2005

happy holidays

A phrase made by stupid people trying to be politicly correct, which drives a further gap between races, and religions, classes, etc.

"Happy Holidays" banners in stores should be changed, into a different banner for every holiday. "Merry Christmas!" "Happy Hanukka!" "Joyus Kwanzaa!" "Have a Rockin' Ramadon!", and whatever else I may be forgetting

by Fantastic Dan December 28, 2005

happy holidays

The more consiterate and politically correct term to use during the holiday season. But no one really cares either way. Well, expect fanatical people who need a life.

Joe: Hey George, Happy Holidays!
George: OMG you anti-christian heretic demon!
Joe: Uh Merry Christmas?
George:There, now Jesus loves you again.

by Shizzlator December 19, 2005