"What happened to you?" asked the seemingly civilized man of the woman who was struggling mightily to take each halting step. Yet she needed no reminder of how hard it was to move, or of how many years she had been in pain. She was under no obligation to answer the moronic stranger, who in any event seemed to want no answer and quickly began prattling about his skiing accident, years ago, which he believed would be fascinating to a woman with a permanent handicap, but, please... don't ask.

What happened to you? by Monkey's Dad April 24, 2023

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fo hoppin

if you roll on hydros, seems like it makes your car rise into the air when you start it up and when you drive it you can hit one of the 4 switches then make your roll bounce from side to side, front to back or make it pancake

"fo hoppin, ass droppin" Ice Cube

fo hoppin by Swoopa March 1, 2009

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Happiness Hangover

The crappy depressed feeling that comes after a time of great happiness. Like a hangover from alcohol, minus the alcohol.

Ryan: What's the matter? You seem a little down.

John: Yeah I just have a happiness hangover.

Ryan: Man I'm sorry, those are the worst!

Happiness Hangover by Noodle Legs November 25, 2011

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vas happenin

Zayn Malik From One directions famous cathphrase bitch

"Vas Happenin" - Zayn malik :) (u gotta love him)

vas happenin by onedirectionnnfan12 March 24, 2017

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