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halfhazardly 

A non-word many illiterate people use in place of "haphazardly."
I am halfhazardly using the English language right now.
halfhazardly by AstroMacGuffin November 20, 2013

haphazard sheep 

a sheep that builds anarchy towers with a cottagecore vibe
haphazard sheep and tomatoes are going to take over the world
haphazard sheep by tomatoesaregreat January 20, 2021
Planing something out as you go, Thinking about the end result and not the plan ahead of time
Jack Sparrow is a haphazard person
haphazard by Thor_Azrail January 21, 2009
To do something without order or planning, or to seem random. Easily remembered because it sounds and is basically the same as half-assed.
His room seemed haphazard with the clothes scattered everywhere.
meaning random chance or a varietyhap·haz·ard (hap′haz′ərd)

-noun-

mere chance; accident; fortuity

-adjective-

not planned; random

-adverb-

by chance; casually
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aimless, accidental, casual, offhand, careless, slipshod, incidental, unexpected, unthinking, unconscious, uncoordinated, slovenly, reckless, unconcerned, unpremeditated, loose, indiscriminate, unsystematic, unrestricted, unselected, irregular, motley, multifarious, blind, purposeless, unplanned, chaotic,

Antonyms; careful, studied, planned.
He always had a haphazard style one had never seen him make a plan.

This was it. She was finally going to exact her long-overdue revenge, a la Uma Thurman in Kill Bill. The threat was proved to be imaginary, however, when Taylor turned to a haphazard pile of vegetables.

The location of the examples in the sections is a bit haphazard as the section started to grow beyond my previous navigation options.
haphazard by BleusMusicSoulChild August 5, 2008

halfhazardly 

To do something recklessly but too idly to cause any real damage if you mess it up.
Whenever I'm drunk I ride my bike really halfhazardly.
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Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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