hangar queen

Any aircraft that regularly resides in a hangar as a result of an accident, a maintenance issue, or both. Sometimes the said aircraft is cannibalized for parts for other aircraft.

Jeff's airplane has become a hangar queen because he needs a new engine.

hangar queen by stevesairshow April 10, 2008

Hanger Queen 

an aircraft that spends too much time getting repaired in the hanger it never actually is operational/flight ready.

pull the part off the hanger queen......it ain't gonna fly no way....

Hanger Queen by Sgt. Spin Dr. February 27, 2009

hanger queen 

a known good unit - as in electronic black boxes - that are usually off limits for general use.

Carefully compare this circuit to the hanger queen over there and dont you mess one hair on its it head doing it Mister!

hanger queen by Commander Carl December 29, 2005

Hanger Queen 

Commonly found lurking around the flying club common room or attempting to bone the young receptionist; the typical Hanger Queen is the staple of every flying club. Dedicating their existence to supposedly helping the club, their obnoxious and self-centred attitude quickly forces respect among all levels and it's not uncommon for these traits to influence the way the club is run. In the rare case of seeing one of these old farts flying, you'll be able to instantly tell with their shocking airmanship skills (yelling at other pilots on the radio/ passive aggressive remarks) and equally as bad flying. However, they get around it by worshipping all the flying instructors like they're Jesus. In fact, you'll often come across your CFI sat at their designated table; listening to the queens ramble on about 'the good ole days of flying' while you're banished to sit in the plane; like a mother sending her naughty son to his room!

Tip- If you want to have a bit of fun and trigger a Hanger Queen, simply complain about a minor club issue. They treasure all their self centred rules and wont take criticism lightly!

'A hanger queen nearly collided with me today as he was making up his own circuit pattern'
'Some hanger queen yelled at me for unintentionally sitting in 'his seat'.

'My CFI was late because a hanger queen was telling him about his Thai bride'
'My flying lesson was cancelled because the hanger queen piloting the aircraft before arrived back 3 hours late'
'You don't want to get on the wrong side of that hanger queen; he got a member suspended for disagreeing with the new rules he enforced'
'I've heard the hanger queens don't have to pay membership as they're on the board of directors'

'I called final and a hanger queen decided to back-track anyway'

Hanger Queen by BarnoManYouGetMe September 30, 2020

Queef Hanger 

Queef Hanger- 1. The sudden, unintended or unforeseen conclusion of a sexual act without gratification.

2. Turning in an assignment in anticipation of receiving a grade only to discover the teacher will be assessing your work at a later date.

3. Momentary distance from gratification.

Date night started with a real queef hanger; I can’t believe he forgot your in-laws were stopping by after work.

Friday queef hanger on the quiz? That’s the worst, I have to know if I made the Math team before Monday!
While the changing of the keg is far from the respite my liver may need, it is a welcomed queef hanger to the woes of my alcoholism.

Queef Hanger by Chesapeake Charlie October 31, 2022