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slang term for a hand job. Also a car wash in the San Fernando Valley.
She got on her knees and gave me the ole' Handy J.
Handy J by Bojangles December 29, 2004
Words you can keep
slang for a hand job
holly wouldnt blow me the other night but she gave me one hell of a handy j.
handy j by mclout4226 September 29, 2009
The act of using your hand to pleasure someone else.
example: 'did u hear about that slut that gave two guys two handy-j's at the same time in the bathroom today?'

Handy J no LO 

Handjob with no lotion which can often (depending on time-span) result in painful irritation and/or chafing for the recipient.

a.k.a sandpaper handy j, last resort handy j
Steve gave Jacque a Handy J no Lo in the back seat of the range rover.

When I was 13 I got a handy j no lo from mary in study hall.
Handy J no LO by deckerdialect March 12, 2009

Handy J. Blige 

1) receiving or rendering a drama-free, no strings attached handjob. (includes no hateration, nor holleration)
I was in the back of the dancerie getting a Handy J. Blige while "Real Love" played in the background, and security wasn't even tripping
Handy J. Blige by GoJudo May 15, 2016

angry handy j 

get hit and cussed at while getting a hand job.
angry handy j is when the bitch is smacking or telling you to fuck off while she is stroking your knob
angry handy j by hughjascox August 5, 2011

double handy J 

when two guys sit on either side of a girl and both get a handjob at the same time.
me and my friend got a double handy j on top of the roof from a ginger while watching some fireworks. bitch has good hands, even though i only felt the right.
double handy J by brotothemax July 4, 2012
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