handwasher 

Similar to fisting but using both hands inside the orifice of choice and mimicking washing your hands with soap or such.

That girl was so loose I finally got to use the handwasher last night!

handwasher by Louise46 May 26, 2009

Handwasher 

NOUN mass noun a person that washes their hands rigorously

• a person that washes other people's hands.

• a person that washes another person named "Joses" hands

• a wet Aardvark

David : howdy Samantha have you heard of the new 'handwasher' in town?

Samantha : howdy david, aven't heard of 'em, but that's exciting! Yippeee!

David : isn't it? God bless America.

Handwasher by theguythatinventedthewordatequ April 9, 2023

innocent handwasher 

One who finds themselves in the position of an empty bathroom let alone oneself and another. in an attempt to avoid the 'other' person thinking that you're listening to them pee, one must wash their hands or loudly fix themselves while perhaps tapping their foot in the mirror.

I was fixing my hair in the bathroom being an innocent handwasher, but i was sure Betsy thought i was listening to her take a shit, so i washed my hands while singing very loudly instead.

innocent handwasher by maddash15 August 23, 2011

Mechanics Handwasher

Similar to a Handwasher, the art of double fisting in an orifice, moving the hands in an alternating motion to mimick hand washing. But particularly using swarfega as the soap lube of choice.

Finally got chance to try a Handwasher last night but I could only find some swarfega so it ended up a Mechanics Handwasher!

Mechanics Handwasher by Barney18680 April 30, 2026

mexican handwarmer 

When you piss in a can or bottle to make a hand warmer.

I was so cold and had to piss so bad so I made a Mexican handwarmer.

mexican handwarmer by JM0N January 26, 2017

amish handwarmer 

The amish handwarmer is an act of foreplay where one person finger's the other after being outside in the cold for some time. If you live in an area that is warm, substitute cold weather by leaving your hand in ice water for a couple seconds, and you'll get the same affect.

Unlike most sex terms, with male & female sex, the woman is giving the man an amish handwarmer.

Term came from this amish joke:
One day while riding in a carrige with her mother during the winter, an amish girl informed her mother her hands were very cold.
"Just put your hands between your legs, that'll warm them up fast!" To the girls suprise it worked very well, and continued to put her hands between her legs when ever they were cold.
Weeks later, the same amish girl was riding in the carrige with a male friend of hers. Not long into the ride her friend mentioned his hands were warm. So she recomended he put her hands between her legs to warm his hand up. The next day while riding in the carriage, the friend mentioned his nose was cold. The amish girl thought about it and told him to rest his face in her lap to warm his face up. After weeks of doing this, the friend finnally gather up the courage to say "Its so cold out here, my penis is frozen!". Not knowing what a penis was, the amish girl let him put it in her lap.
after arriving home the daughter went to the mother and asked her what a 'penis' was. Taken completely by suprise the mother could only ask why she wanted to know.
so the daughter said "I was wondering, because they make a huge mess when they thaw."

The first day it snows, my girlfriend gives me an amish handwarmer.

I love giving amish handwarmers, it feels "refreshing".

amish handwarmer by harmonistrendy September 4, 2006

Hardwashed 

A person who has lived under the wing of brainwashing, has consumed brainwashing material and GREATLY affected by propaganda put out on alternative media's, and will greatly disapprove trying to listen to any other side trying they're hardest to bash them and prove themselves "victorious" in a battle that never was meant, all due to pride from being Hardwashed.

"I can't believe that guy believes all that, he'll keep denying it he's Hardwashed"

"He kept telling me I was wrong, but he couldn't see the bigger picture! He's clearly Hardwashed"

Hardwashed by Sleepyfox January 14, 2021