Definitions by Barney18680

English Chorizo

Black pudding

It was a proper good fry up, everything on it, even some English Chorizo!

So we were introducing our Italian colleagues to a Full English Breakfast, one of them pointed to the black pudding and asked what it was? Like English Chorizo I replied!

English Chorizo by Barney18680 May 9, 2026

Mechanics Handwasher

Similar to a Handwasher, the art of double fisting in an orifice, moving the hands in an alternating motion to mimick hand washing. But particularly using swarfega as the soap lube of choice.

Finally got chance to try a Handwasher last night but I could only find some swarfega so it ended up a Mechanics Handwasher!

Mechanics Handwasher by Barney18680 April 30, 2026