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handshandy by shoogahplum September 22, 2006
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California Handstand
A sexual act involving whipped cream, a rubber chicken, a weed whacker, a twister board and spinner, all on a boat off the coast of California
Von- Hey Jorts is it true you actually did that with Kim?
Jorts- Yeah my ass hurts and I have marks up my back but we had a blast. . . . all tho we never found the rubber chicken.
Von- Damn the California Handstand strikes again!
Jorts- Yeah my ass hurts and I have marks up my back but we had a blast. . . . all tho we never found the rubber chicken.
Von- Damn the California Handstand strikes again!
California Handstand by On The Rocks - (1204) March 3, 2011
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hand shandy
n. a wank
synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters
synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters
hand shandy by Anonymous January 8, 2003
Handstands
The newest and best kept secret at EVHS which has begun to gain popularity in the student body. Shirts are now being made under the Handstands name, and the word, and its products, are starting to appear on other campuses in the area as well. The people who started it tell us that they are not allowed to tell us what it means, but do let us know that a select few have been told. There are rumors that 19 confidents have been told the definition, as 'Handstands' seems to have ties with the 19 Community.
student 1: Hey my new "We Run EV" shirt from the Handstand guys just came in!
student 2: Really? My cousin at MP just bought one at the basketball game, and I have the original "I Love Handstands" one.
student 3: What're Handstands?
student 1: I don't know, but who cares?
student 2: Really? My cousin at MP just bought one at the basketball game, and I have the original "I Love Handstands" one.
student 3: What're Handstands?
student 1: I don't know, but who cares?
Handstands by Student at EVHS October 21, 2009
Hand-shandy
A sexual act carried out by all classes of society amongst males of solitary habits upon their own loins, or by a female upon the loins of a male. It involves the manual manipulation of the male organ in order to achieve sexual solace. This practise is very common. It is believed that the term refers to the white froth found floating on a glass of shandy (an alcoholic fizzy drink comprised of beer and lemonaide) and the similarities between this foam and the effluxion of sexual fluid that occurs during the moment of male solace.
Hand-shandy by Colonel Barnaby February 15, 2023
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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