handnesia

Handnesia is when you owe a guy money, but you give him a handjob instead of paying him, so he "forgets" you haven't paid him

Didn't Kill owe you $40?
Yeah, but she gave me a handjob the other night and now I don't want to ask her for it because she'll think I'm cheap.
She got you with the old handnesia trick

by Your fav yogurt throat puncher November 6, 2023

Hindunesia

This is an old term coined by an English navigator named George Samuel Windsor Earl to refer to islands with strong Hindu cultures, which later became Indonesia.

Pratama is from Hindunesia.

by ladyofjava September 9, 2023

hamnesia

Purposely forgetting the fat guy/girl you fu*ked the night before.

"When I woke up with that fatty snoring in my bed, I had to force myself to have hamnesia by dinnertime."

by SkipperJones March 14, 2009

Holdnesia

noun
Being put on hold for so long that one forgets what the original intent of the call was. May also be caused by holdnotism, or the act of being hypnotised by the light jazz, showtunes, or the shitty oldies muzak being played while holding.

Calling the Spaghetti-O manufacturer the other day to complain about a large hunk of rodentia in my can of food, I was put on hold for an hour, inducing Holdnesia.

by Beachy-roni January 4, 2009

Hamnesia

Hamnesia is similar to amnesia, but all you can think about or remember is pork and pork products. Might also lead to daydreams of frolicking with pigs or hogs.

Damn this Hamnesia, I can't stop thinking about bacon.

My Hamnesia is kicking in again; think I need to grill a pork tenderloin soon.

by Schniby February 8, 2010

hamnesia

1.) When you eat so much pork, you forget momentarily that you're a fat fuck.
2.) When you've forgotten how much you've thrown your pork around.

Terry ate so much bacon that he tried to get on a kids ride at the theme park, must have been hamnesia, the fat fuck.

by The Procrastinatrix March 26, 2018

hangnesia

When your mindfuck of a hangover subsides and you decide to go out again like nothing happened.

roommate: "How are you going out tn? You were openly weeping about yr hangover 2 hours ago."
you: "Indian food and hangnesia, that was then."

by mittchomsky April 18, 2017