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Holdnesia 

noun
Being put on hold for so long that one forgets what the original intent of the call was. May also be caused by holdnotism, or the act of being hypnotised by the light jazz, showtunes, or the shitty oldies muzak being played while holding.
Calling the Spaghetti-O manufacturer the other day to complain about a large hunk of rodentia in my can of food, I was put on hold for an hour, inducing Holdnesia.
Holdnesia by Beachy-roni January 4, 2009
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holmesian 

"Ive been a Holmesian for as long i can remember"
holmesian by TinTinWho January 29, 2014
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Homnesia 

When a ho forgets she used to be a ho with a 24-7 open for business sign on her stuff. Her creative remembrance of her past allows her to lecture others and/or state what she wouldn't do as if she hasn't done it 10 or 12 dozen times.
Check out Paris Hilton's new image, she's got homnesia.
Homnesia by Penems January 28, 2009

holinesia 

Amnesia is caused by the holidays, causing people to have the same conversations just after a holiday they already had before the holiday. Most commonly, this happens between Christmas and New Years'. However, it can happen with any holiday to a lesser degree.
Tom realized Harry was suffering from holinesia when it took 45 minutes to reiterate 3 weeks' worth of conversations after the holidays.
holinesia by justbill20202020 January 5, 2021

hominesia 

when a friend forgets you when he gets alot of money or a big bag of weed or when an old friend hooks up with a woman thus leaving his old friends behind.
man my homie larry got a ugly woman he is shaking up with. he's got hominesia now, he don't remember me any more.
larry scored a pound of weed but he would not turn me on to a couple of buds. larry has hominesia, he forgets all the times i gave him some weed
hominesia by hillofbeans April 13, 2007

Homenesia 

Blankly staring at your device's home screen trying to remember what app you were going to open
WTF was I just about to look up? I constantly suffer from homenesia.
Homenesia by rebelrebel92 January 27, 2017

Homenesia 

When students forget all directions or instructions taught in the classroom once they get home.
I was going to finish my assignment, but I got homenesia and couldn’t remember how to do any of it.
Homenesia by LeyLeyLibraQueen March 5, 2021