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The art of hack coders manually stuffing their crappy fixes into websites through improper means.
That loser completely handjammed those masterpage edits!
handjam by DogEars June 20, 2011
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Another name for sperm, semen
I hate masturbating with black clothes on, because I always manage to get HANDJAM all over me.
Handjam by The_crank March 5, 2021
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handyjam 

One of the several names for a handjob.
-Dude nick got a handyjam from that new girl last night.

-No way good for him.
handyjam by handparty99 September 2, 2009
"Marebare got a couple of handjabs."
Handjab by Big Poppa Lovin' May 14, 2010

Handsame 

A fuck-ass pretty boy, who gets laid quite frequently, but has looked the same since like 7th grade.
My little nephew is handsame as fuck.

That little ass handsame nigga.
Handsame by Jruss1000 April 17, 2014

Hand Jam 

To exert unnecessary effort, causing undo stress or possible nerve damage to the hand in order to perform a task manually, instead of using readily available sources of technology or mental telepathy.

Anything that is written on paper which causes undo exertion of wrist and hand muscles by using a pen or pencil, as opposed to being typed into an electronic form or dictated to an assistant to then be typed into an electronic form.
Tony was unable to call Larry, because he could not read the phone number that Larry hand jammed on a piece of paper.

Tracey sprained her wrist from hand jamming addresses on Christmas cards instead of printing out labels.
Hand Jam by Kellierae February 27, 2011

handjams 

a game in which you wave your open hands around in a circular fashion repeatedly until utter exhaustion. Can be played with up to ten players. Touching is not allowed.
Let's play handjams with this lovable nearby bear!
handjams by Thom_Dorke October 23, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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