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The art of hack coders manually stuffing their crappy fixes into websites through improper means.
That loser completely handjammed those masterpage edits!
handjam by DogEars June 20, 2011

handjams 

a game in which you wave your open hands around in a circular fashion repeatedly until utter exhaustion. Can be played with up to ten players. Touching is not allowed.
Let's play handjams with this lovable nearby bear!
handjams by Thom_Dorke October 23, 2010

handycam 

An over-the-pants handjob
We were super bored at my family's Thanksgiving so my girl gave me a handycam under the table.
handycam by ChetUbetch69 April 1, 2016

HandyJay732 

A guy as useful as Anne Frank's Drum Set
Also, a Mayonaise Monkey who streams on Twitch.tv/HandyJay732
Oh, Its HandyJay732, Better stay away from him!
HandyJay732 by HandyJay732 January 9, 2018
Another name for sperm, semen
I hate masturbating with black clothes on, because I always manage to get HANDJAM all over me.
Handjam by The_crank March 5, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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