handjam 

The art of hack coders manually stuffing their crappy fixes into websites through improper means.

That loser completely handjammed those masterpage edits!

handjam by DogEars June 20, 2011

Handjam 

Another name for sperm, semen

I hate masturbating with black clothes on, because I always manage to get HANDJAM all over me.

Handjam by The_crank March 5, 2021

handyjam 

One of the several names for a handjob.

-Dude nick got a handyjam from that new girl last night.

-No way good for him.

handyjam by handparty99 September 2, 2009

Handjab 

The alternate pronunciation of the term handjob.

"Marebare got a couple of handjabs."

Handjab by Big Poppa Lovin' May 14, 2010

Handsame 

A fuck-ass pretty boy, who gets laid quite frequently, but has looked the same since like 7th grade.

My little nephew is handsame as fuck.

That little ass handsame nigga.

Handsame by Jruss1000 April 17, 2014

Hand Jam 

To exert unnecessary effort, causing undo stress or possible nerve damage to the hand in order to perform a task manually, instead of using readily available sources of technology or mental telepathy.

Anything that is written on paper which causes undo exertion of wrist and hand muscles by using a pen or pencil, as opposed to being typed into an electronic form or dictated to an assistant to then be typed into an electronic form.

Tony was unable to call Larry, because he could not read the phone number that Larry hand jammed on a piece of paper.

Tracey sprained her wrist from hand jamming addresses on Christmas cards instead of printing out labels.

Hand Jam by Kellierae February 27, 2011

handjams 

a game in which you wave your open hands around in a circular fashion repeatedly until utter exhaustion. Can be played with up to ten players. Touching is not allowed.

Let's play handjams with this lovable nearby bear!

handjams by Thom_Dorke October 23, 2010