Definitions by DogEars

Fauc-you 

A play on words to perpetuate the simple act of defiance of our authoritarian Dr. Fauci, "America's Doctor", that hasn't been right about a damn thing since the 80's.

Dr. Fauci: "“You may have to bite the bullet and sacrifice that social gathering unless you’re pretty certain that the people that you’re dealing with are not infected."

Me: "Fauc-you, and the horse you rode in on you midget fuck".

Fauc-you by DogEars November 15, 2020

iFatigue 

The endless cycle of Apple products that are released at the pace of a rampaging water buffalo and have little to no practical advancements over the previous versions.

Bob: Did you hear about that new iPhone 5s that is shipping early next year?

Tim: Dude, already? I just bought an iPhone 5...I think I have iFatigue. Would buying a Windows Phone be like, therapy?

iFatigue by DogEars November 12, 2012

Fudgsicle 

When you have anal sex then pull out and insert into receiver's mouth.

Do you want a fudgsicle? Then turn around.

Fudgsicle by Dogears December 8, 2011

handjam 

The art of hack coders manually stuffing their crappy fixes into websites through improper means.

That loser completely handjammed those masterpage edits!

handjam by DogEars June 20, 2011