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hand whore

Noun, one who is obsessed with holding hands and is constantly doing so. Not only with their boy/girlfriend but with anything near them, even a car door.
Damn, that girl is such a hand whore, she wouldn't let go of my hand all period.

Ugh, will you look at them, such hand whores, save it for your dates.
hand whore by handwhorehater December 1, 2009
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Hand-whore 

Female who masturbates constantly with her hand.
Female masturbator who does not require toys.
1. That hand-whore never goes out with guys because she's always home takin' care of business by herself.

2. He divorced her because she's such a hand-whore and never gave up the pussy.

3. That hand-whore is always droppin' books, so she never needs a man's affection. She just goes to the library all day long.
Hand-whore by Spyboy Pseudodelic December 25, 2011

Jazzy Jizz Hand Whore Slap 

When you get so excited you cum in the palm of your own hand and slap someone in the mouth with it.
(Two Guys at a club)

Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"

The Whore (hand gesture) 

When the thumbs are touching and the fingers are touching to form a circle, symbolizing the asshole.

The international hand gesture, first used by Marat, meaning whore.
Used to indecate that the girl is a whore.
1. I hear her asshole is this big (make hand gesture).
2. Making the hand gesture in reference to a girl. (no vocals needed)
3. Make the whore (hand gesture) when speaking of a person.
The Whore (hand gesture) by Marat A. December 20, 2006

Hotter than a hand bag of whores piss 

When it's a bit warm out.
It's hotter than a hand bag of whores piss.

Where this hand come from

When someone asks for free handouts. Specifically about money or food from others without offering anything in return, usually expecting it to be given for free.
When his friend gave him the new notebook, he laughed and said, ‘Yo, where this hand come from?

Handwhore 

Someone who likes to hold hands with people. Isn't a form a cheating, but a way for someone to joke around with friends or flirt. Not to be taken seriously at all.
"haha your such a handwhore!"
Handwhore by thatgirl233 January 18, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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