noshame's definitions

Jazzy Jizz Hand Whore Slap

When you get so excited you cum in the palm of your own hand and slap someone in the mouth with it.

(Two Guys at a club)

Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"

by noshame August 29, 2014

big ear

someone with big ears...lol

P1: you've got some big ears!
P2: gee...thanks...
P1: you know what? i'm gonna call you big ear from now on!
P2: BITCH!!! *slaps P1*

by NoShame December 9, 2007