hamsterley 

Hamsterley was a beautiful place until the lass that made it beautiful moved away
You know who you are babe

I mean it has nice surrounding areas etc woods, river… that’s all I can think of the rest is shambles the skatepark in a field with nothing else there, the park is about 15 years old and hasn’t even got a proper slide!!!

Hamsterley is the posh chopwell

Less smack heads

hamsterley by Becccccccc April 4, 2022

hamsterhead 

A person who has a one-track mind, one that spins in circles, generally on a single, annoying topic without ever really making a valid or substantial point.

Our President is a complete hamsterhead when it comes to his fixation on insulting the appearance or mannerisms of members of the media who are critical of his ineptitude.

hamsterhead by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2017

Hamsterjelly 

The offspring of a hamster and a jellyfish who mate. Hamsters and jellyfish have been known to mate quite often in the wild. These creations have been brought to wide recognition thanks to That Guy With the Glasses.

My hamster found a jellyfish, now I have all these damn hamsterjellys

I just love saying hamsterjelly

Hamsterjelly by Lord of the Penguins March 2, 2009

hamstered 

*Being excessively drunk.
*Drunkenness that leads to generous and plentiful acts of frivolity and/or debauchery.
*Level of intoxication which surpasses whomever one is drinking with.
*A state of intoxication that one is proud of.

"We had the best time! I was wicked HAMSTERED!"
"Why did I sleep in all my clothes? I don't know...maybe because I was so frickin' HAMSTERED."
"I was so HAMSTERED, I made out with my boss."
"We only drank two bottles of wine, but I was completely HAMSTERED."
"My heel got stuck under the floor mat, because I was still totally HAMSTERED while I drove to work."

hamstered by annieb June 22, 2006

Hamstered 

When playing the online game 'Goldminer', and then catching a hamster that was blocking a diamond or big gold nugget!

"Dude, you just got totally hamstered!"

"Hey, have you seen Bob today? I think he might have comitted suicide 'cause he got totally hamstered last night!"

Hamstered by Bæver-flækkeren May 3, 2010

hamsterpenis 

a penis as small as a hamster's penis

When I took off my pants she laughed at my shit, and shouted, "Its so small!" then called me hamsterpenis.

hamsterpenis by fuckface December 10, 2003

Hamstered 

when you nibble on someone's lip imitating a small rodent

i hamstered that bitch!

Hamstered by HamsterKing January 5, 2015