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hamstered

*Being excessively drunk.
*Drunkenness that leads to generous and plentiful acts of frivolity and/or debauchery.
*Level of intoxication which surpasses whomever one is drinking with.
*A state of intoxication that one is proud of.
"We had the best time! I was wicked HAMSTERED!"
"Why did I sleep in all my clothes? I don't know...maybe because I was so frickin' HAMSTERED."
"I was so HAMSTERED, I made out with my boss."
"We only drank two bottles of wine, but I was completely HAMSTERED."
"My heel got stuck under the floor mat, because I was still totally HAMSTERED while I drove to work."
by annieb June 22, 2006
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Hamstered

When playing the online game 'Goldminer', and then catching a hamster that was blocking a diamond or big gold nugget!
"Dude, you just got totally hamstered!"

"Hey, have you seen Bob today? I think he might have comitted suicide 'cause he got totally hamstered last night!"
by Bæver-flækkeren May 3, 2010
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Hamstered

when you nibble on someone's lip imitating a small rodent
i hamstered that bitch!
by HamsterKing January 5, 2015
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Hamstered

to be right fucked out of your shitass
"hey, how was your night?"

"pretty good, i got hamstered!!!"

"SICK YO"
by sammycupcakes November 29, 2011
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burning the hamster

Verb. Laying one's dick on the radiator for sexual pleasure.
Kevin burnt his hamster on the radiator, making the entire room smell like burnt hamster.
by Nick Johnston February 6, 2005
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go blow a hamster

A dismissive insult, like go F..k yourself.
I told you to stay out, now go blow a hamster!
by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016
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Gaijin server hamster

The Gaijin server hamster is a legendary creature that powers up the War Thunder servers with his hamster wheel. Sometimes he dies or faints, crashing the game until it gets replaced.
Player 1: "Man, my game just died out"
Player 2: "Must've been the Gaijin server hamster's fault
by Electrosphere October 30, 2021
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