hamster it 

To crash or lose control of a vehicle at very high speed.
From Richard Hammond (also known as 'hamster') of BBC Top Gear, who in 2006 crashed a jet car at around 300mph.

"160mph? Careful you don't hamster it, son"

hamster it by oracle October 7, 2006

Hamstering 

When a person or company tries to get out of a situation, by finding a loophole to get through, or coming up with some kind of bullshit excuse.
Much like a hamster tries anything to escape its cage.

Damn insurance company is hamstering out of paying me.

Hamstering by somegirlyoudontknow February 29, 2008

hamstertape 

Usually duct tape or similar strong tape used to wrap around the hamster before doing the nasty with it so that it doesn't burst.

'Hey Pete, nice hamster you have there! By the way, do you have any tape I could use?'
'What are you going to do with it?'
'Have you ever heard of hamstertape?'

hamstertape by bobgren May 29, 2009

hamstering 

When a person or company tries to get out of a situation, by finding a loophole to get through, or coming up with some kind of bullshit excuse.
Much like a hamster tries anything to escape its cage.

Damn insurance company is hamstering out of paying me.

hamstering by oknowpublishthis March 2, 2008

hamsterism

After-the-fact rationalization of sexual behavior by a woman, to avoid cognitive dissonance.

After Jenny got drunk and banged her boss at the Christmas party, she justified it to herself with the hamsterism, "I'm not a slut--he tricked me into it!"

hamsterism by Col. Tigh November 9, 2013

Hamstering 

The act of being busy and spending a lot of time on something, but not getting anything accomplished, just like a hamster exercising on a hamster wheel.

Did you see Frank hamstering up on seventh floor with marketing yesterday? I can't believe the execs aren't on to him. What a hamster.

Hamstering by Skip Anderson April 10, 2008

hamstritch 

(Ham*stri*ch) Noun. Derived from the famous Bill Nye vs. Ken Ham debate. A person whom buries their head so far up their own ass that they adamantly believe their shit is the voice of God.

A:Some guy just told me I was going to hell because I had to work on a Sunday.

B:What a Hamstritch

hamstritch by supersexysecretsalmonsauce February 6, 2014