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(Ham*stri*ch) Noun. Derived from the famous Bill Nye vs. Ken Ham debate. A person whom buries their head so far up their own ass that they adamantly believe their shit is the voice of God.
A:Some guy just told me I was going to hell because I had to work on a Sunday.

B:What a Hamstritch
by supersexysecretsalmonsauce February 06, 2014
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