hampia 

And std that makes u want to end ur entire life….. DO NOT GET IT or u will have purple spots and mustard crust on ur eyes

Oh no jord i think im dying of hampia, bc my eyes have mustard in them

hampia by fatbitch911 December 13, 2021

hampia 

A raunchy std created by a boy named Ham. He has a strange mutation that caused him to create this disease when he started sleeping with a girl named Pia. You know have hampia when you start getting purple spots on your butt and then gradually move up your stomach and down your legs. they will itch and burn and ooze. then your hair will start to fall out. sadly, Hampia has no cure and nobody will ever want to sleep with you again.

“Dude did you hear about Bryan? He wore short shorts and i saw some purple spots on his leg. I think he might have Hampia!”

hampia by illegallyblonde13 December 13, 2021

HAMPARTE 

If one or several objects manufactured in series, which are found for sale in the common market and are being presented as art pieces, these are Hamparte.
If the piece consists in the selection of an object (objet trouvé, found art or ready-made), which is magically made up into a piece of art, just because of the fact of being located in an exhibitions place of any kind, then it is Hamparte.
If talent is not required to make a piece as the shown one, if it is full of common places and trite ideas, it is Hamparte.
If the only value held by the piece is fundamentally sustained by a conscientious theoretical/philosophical/ political text, which finds no real reflection on the piece, then it is Hamparte.
The unrealistic and magical attributions of nonexistent values to objects that are being commercialized in the art market with an exorbitant price, it is Hamparte.
An artist never acquires the right of being one. The artist must demonstrate it permanently. Even though the artist has made great art pieces, it doesn’t mean everything this person does is art. Hamparte can be done consciously or unconsciously. If it is done unconsciously then this would be made by a pure Hampartist. If it is done to make evident or denounce what is happening in the market and art world, or just by the pleasure of doing it, then it would be done by a realistic Hampartist. All the pieces which are made under these terms would be Hamparte.
Fundamentally, the art of having no talent is Hamparte.

Damien Hirst makes Hamparte.
Yoko Ono is the Queen of Hamparte
Daniel Buren works are Hamparte pieces.
Wilfredo Prieto's pieces are Hamparte.

HAMPARTE by Emarts June 15, 2018

Hamplanet 

An absolutely, ginormous, tub of lard on legs. We aren't just talking about your slightly obese English teacher here we're talking about those people whose appearance is more than physically disgusting. Usually at 5 feet tall maybe an inch or two larger and over two hundred pounds of "curves" they are usually seen at Walmart scarfing down food and driving around on scooters made for handicapped people. They love to troll the fresh produce section for random person to call anorexic. Prepare yourself for bad grammar, insults, and "curves" if you ever encounter one.

Dan: Holy shit Paul Hamplanet alert!
Paul: SHIT WHY IS THE WORLD SHAKING.
Hamplanet: YOU CAN'T HANDLE MUH CURVES!

Hamplanet by Sparklecunt April 16, 2013

Hamdia 

Arabic name meaning praiseworthy. Typically a female who is very attractive, intelligent, caring, thoughtful, and open. Can be very gullible, naive, and easily manipulated. Tries to be very religious. Does not tolerate inequality, injustice, or falsehood. Not to be messed around with because Karma will get you back badly. Nicknamed Hamdi.

"There she is, see the girl over there? That’s my best friend Hamdia. Whenever I need advice she’s there to help me. Always. She’s a strong person. She's way too serious, she’s never even smoked weed. I’ve tried it once at least. She so f*cking adamant about staying away from drugs and all that sh*t. Let me introduce you to lil Ms.Perfect."

"Oh, there goes lil Miss Sunshine Dia."

"She's no model but she still pretty and smart."

"Hamdia, can you help me with this?"

Hamdia by soamazingggswagalicious January 15, 2014

Hamplanet 

A serious fatty.

The last thing that hamplanet needs to be doing is going into a MacDonalds.

The new chick they hired in HR is a total hamplanet.

Hamplanet by 8101Wanker February 28, 2016

Hampire 

An overweight figure, most commonly found lurking about goth clubs after the successful plunder of a local Honeybaked location. By the trail of honey glaze, the Hampire is armed with a bodily odor so foul, that it asphyxiates those caught in the wake of its' greasy treacle. Should you encounter a Hampire, it is said that the best defense against the foul pantry-dweller, is a good pair of cross-training shoes: If it can't keep up with you, the Hampire will soon loose all interest in you, favoring the closest emochilde it can snack upon.

"Hey, where'd my sandwich go, and why does it smell like rancid bacon on this patio?"

"Damn dude, did you see the size of that Hampire that went past? That Gloomcow almost stuck me to the floor with how much patchouli was funked onto her!"

Hampire by Col. Harland Sanders March 4, 2009