Hampire

An overweight figure, most commonly found lurking about goth clubs after the successful plunder of a local Honeybaked location. By the trail of honey glaze, the Hampire is armed with a bodily odor so foul, that it asphyxiates those caught in the wake of its' greasy treacle. Should you encounter a Hampire, it is said that the best defense against the foul pantry-dweller, is a good pair of cross-training shoes: If it can't keep up with you, the Hampire will soon loose all interest in you, favoring the closest emochilde it can snack upon.

"Hey, where'd my sandwich go, and why does it smell like rancid bacon on this patio?"

"Damn dude, did you see the size of that Hampire that went past? That Gloomcow almost stuck me to the floor with how much patchouli was funked onto her!"

by Col. Harland Sanders March 4, 2009

hampire

A fat psychobilly girl.

"Check out that hampire! Her tits are almost as huge as her hair!"

by LexiconDevil July 2, 2008

Hampire

A human who thinks they're a vampire. Usually a twitard.

Used in the same way "Wigger" is.

"Man did you hear that crazy chick the other day in class?"

"Yeah man, total hampire, I'd stay away from her."

"Who the fuck wouldn't?"

by Gloomcircuit April 3, 2012

Hampipe

A Piece of piping which contains slices of ham, which have usually been warmed up on a radiator. The most common use of a hampipe is to gain sexual pleasure.

"I'm just looking for Dicky"

"What would he be doing in there?"

"Looking for a Hampipe"

by Roganator October 30, 2008

hampiece

a word of insult to call someone acting like a colossal, grotesque, flabby vagina

I don't understand why your being such a hampiece right now; it's only midnight and i need a wing-man.

by 3dUdesChIllin September 23, 2011

Hempire

A large, successful enterprise built around drugs that produce euphoric highs.

The Drug Dealers' Alliance (DDA) ran a successful hempire.

by Flirm Li October 30, 2010

Hempire Rolling Papers

Rolling papers made from pure hemp. They are slow burning, healthy, burns slow and runs for 2 bucks in your local smoke/head shop.

I rolled some DANK ass Bubba Kush with Hempire Rolling Papers; the J got me chiefed for like 3 hours fool... THAT SHIT CRAYYY

by TheActualTruthTeller November 27, 2011