Hampi 

A descriptive form of bestiality between a woman and either a mammal or reptile. This bestiality mainly revolves around the rape of a woman and her cat, kittens, or turtles. The sexual encounter can be either consensual or non consensual but generally culminates in rape between a female and her "pet". What makes a hampi unique is that the rape is generally between a human female and a cat, kitten, turtle or any combination of the previously mentioned animals.

Damn Hampi hampied that turtle. She hampied a kitten again.

Hampi by Kakuzzu November 11, 2013

hambition 

A burning ambition to rise up and achieve greatness combined with a strong aversion to throwing away one's shot, often leaving one unable to be satisfied. From Hamilton + ambition.

John: How did Alex finish 51 papers in 10 months?
James: Hambition.

hambition by PloddingThroughThePresidents July 27, 2017

Alexander Hamilton 

Alexander Hamilton is a rare bird of prey. Unlike other species, Such as the Aaron Burr for example who is willing to wait for it until his food comes along, The Alexander Hamilton is certainly not throwing away his shot. In fact, he states this phrase multiple times per day. As relentless as the Alexander Hamilton may be, he is still loving and caring. This bird is especially known to have no chill at all.

You: "SHIT! I think there's a wild Alexander Hamilton chasing me!
Alexander Hamilton: "I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT!"

Alexander Hamilton by not gonna throw away his shot June 6, 2018

Hamilton

Ten dollar, founding father without a father. Got a lot farther by working a lot harder, by being a lot smarter, by being a self-starter. By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter. And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away, across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up. Inside he was looking for something to be a part of. The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter.

Washington hires Hamilton right on sight, but Hamilton still wants to fight, not write. Now, Hamilton's skill with a quill is undeniable...

Hamilton by OwlSeeYouSoon May 21, 2016

Joseph G Hamilton 

When you falsey avoid the military and have no ID to prove it

Now i wouldnt want to be a Joseph G Hamilton now would it

Joseph G Hamilton by Joseph Greenwood January 20, 2022

Alexander Hamilton 

A bastard, orphan, son of a whore, and a scotsman dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the carribean by providence impoverished in qualor grew up to be a hero and a scholar.

The ten dollar founding father without a father got a lot farther by working alot harder by being alot smater by being a self starter by 14, they placed him in charge of a trading charter

And everyday while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up inside he was longing for something to be a part of, the brother was ready to beg steal, borrow or barter.

Then a hurricane came and devastation regined, he saw his future drip drippin down the drain, put a pencil to his temple connected it to his brain, he wrote his first refrain a testament to his pain

Well the word got around they said, this kid is insane man took up a collection just to send him to the mainland, get your education dont forget from whence you came, and the world is gonna know your name whats your name man?

Alexander Hamilton, my name is Alexander Hamilton. And there's a million things I haven't done, but just you wait, just you wait.

Alexander Hamilton by Memelord69skrapapa December 10, 2017

eliza hamilton 

a precious cinnamon roll - the most trusting and kind person you will ever meet.
Alexander Hamilton's wife.

Eliza Hamilton deserves better than this!

eliza hamilton by ham4ham4ham February 26, 2017