hamhole 

(adj) The part of the word "Ham" stands for ass. This a secretive way of being angry at someone without them realizing it.

(N) One who acts like a hamhole.

Syn-jerk, butthead
Any-lovebunny, sugarpie

"Oh my ga! Kelsey was being such a hamhole in composition class today. Did you see the way she looked at my shoes?"

hamhole by Monty Python's coconuts April 5, 2008

Holiday Hamhole

holiday ham hole: when u eat ham out of ur sexual partner's asshole, then glaze their ass with honey mustard

A: Dude! I took that bitch home last night and had some Holiday Hamhole! That shit was nasty bro!

B: Holy fuck! I bet ur sheets are nasty huh?!

Holiday Hamhole by Holidayham69 April 22, 2022

hamhower 

verb (used without object)
to verbally ramble while intoxicated, esp. to an uninterested audience and about a singular, monotonous subject matter.

noun
one who hamhowers;

what Wu Tang might refer to as a "certified chatterbox"

Gene: Bbryan, wherya goin to college?? TCNJ hazza best math ed program around. You think Rutgers dammuch better? I'm tellin ya-
All: Damn it, Gene, stop hamhowering again!

hamhower by speshy March 14, 2019

Hahole 

Someone you know is a jackass but you just wanna bang him because he turns you on in weird way that u cant understand.

Omg that guy is such a hahole, im gonna go tell him he can have me whenever he wants.

Hahole by Hahole July 24, 2009

Hashole 

Someone who uses too many hashtags; using hashtags incorrectly

This hashole has more hashtags in his post than words.

Hashole by ADDaries March 6, 2015

ham hole 

between the beef curtains. the warm place you want to go inside when the world is mean. aka, vagina.

In the midst of foreplay, i surprised love with a fist in her ham hole.

ham hole by chillwinston September 28, 2006

hazhole 

A person that uses his vehicle's flashers innapropriately during inclimate weather.

I have been sitting behind this hazhole going 2 mph for the last hour, yet he still insists on flashing his hazards incase I forget he was there.

hazhole by Fat Atheist February 1, 2010