ham hole

between the beef curtains. the warm place you want to go inside when the world is mean. aka, vagina.

In the midst of foreplay, i surprised love with a fist in her ham hole.

by chillwinston September 28, 2006

beefhole

Vagina. Cunt. Pussy.

I gingerly placed my member inside her beefhole and began to thrust.

by chillwinston September 28, 2006

hotpocket

Where you put your penis. A warm place to go when it is cold outside and the world is cruel.

I stuffed her hotpocket full of sausage and eventually a delicouse creamy filling.

by chillwinston September 28, 2006