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Hasshole
Hasshole by xKrazyKiller February 9, 2012
Hashley
A man who takes the unbeaten path while surviving the "norms" of reality. He takes one foot in front of the other until he has reached his goal to complete sainthood. This is not to be confused with his utter sex appeal to women who seem to flock around him wherever he goes. He also creates laughter in odd places, like a cubicle or jail. Hasheley's are particularly drawn to the music industry, DJ, radio, xm satellite. Don't be fooled by a Hashley's seemingly fun nature...there's more to a Hashley then jokes.
I ran into a person I didn't know was real...he was a Hashley and he made me laugh and feel his pain at the same time. How is that possible?
Hashley by artsyfartsy2010 February 3, 2010
Hasshole
Fan: OMG! It's David Hasselhoff! Can I have your autograph?
David Hasselhoff: Fuck off!
Fan: Jeez, someone's being a hasshole.
David Hasselhoff: Fuck off!
Fan: Jeez, someone's being a hasshole.
Hasshole by piratesschaf2112 January 15, 2009
hasshole
a person or task requiring an unjustified amount of work and attention. Usually in the work place when referring to a client, co-worker or boss.
When used in conversation, the word stealthily sounds like hassle.
When used in conversation, the word stealthily sounds like hassle.
Co-worker: My boss just made me pull all the client files from last year and re-file them in chronological order rather than alphabetical.
Me: What a hasshole.
Co-Worker: Yeah, tell me about it...wait, what?
Me: Don't worry about it. Can you get me the Alvarez file from last year?
Me: What a hasshole.
Co-Worker: Yeah, tell me about it...wait, what?
Me: Don't worry about it. Can you get me the Alvarez file from last year?
hasshole by asheville_dingo May 14, 2009
hashover
The feeling you experience after a long period of smoking. Much like a hangover you would experience after a long period of drinking. Symptoms include loss of motivation, an overwhelming urge to eat everything in site, temporary body paralyzation where you are stuck on a couch or in a bed for a long period of time, excessive sleeping, short term memory loss.
"Dude, I got so stoned off those bong rips from a couple hours ago now I have a killer hashover. Bring me some treats, I can't move!"
or
"Man, I really wish we wouldn't have smoked 20 bowls last night. I woke up with a killer hashover and forgot I had an exam at 8am."
or
"Man, I really wish we wouldn't have smoked 20 bowls last night. I woke up with a killer hashover and forgot I had an exam at 8am."
hashover by JSimpsonBMcintyre January 25, 2009
haashole
An undergrad business student enrolled in the Haas School of Business at University of California, Berkeley, who exhibits many negative characteristics that allow themselves to be labeled as 'douches' or 'assholes', hence the name Haashole.
They are normally arrogant, cocky, full of bullshit, talk loudly about vague things, incoherent, and think they're so great for getting a business degree.
They are normally arrogant, cocky, full of bullshit, talk loudly about vague things, incoherent, and think they're so great for getting a business degree.
haashole by celeryeater November 2, 2010
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