HamHead

Harvey Price. A dribbling rubber-headed blind spastic.

Or anyone with mild spasticinia or spastosis

Well done Jordan, your son is a Hamhead

by David Mildspasticania July 8, 2010

Hamhead

A man whose fivehead joins with his ass crack.

Wow that man is so bald.

That's Hamhead.

by Wodderwick December 25, 2022

hamhead

Someone who is just plain stupid.

"can you believe Jeremy thought a heifer was a chicken?"
"i know right, he's such a hamhead."

by lulu "p-dawg" trutit February 26, 2009