Hambagged 

When oneself, finds oneself past the euphoric sensation of being intoxicated. One can no longer conduct oneself in a "normal" manner. Oneself often finds oneself passed out in various types human fluids. Is a variation on the term "hammered".

"Holy I was so hambagged last night, I don't remember a thing" - Carol

Hambagged by ciaracw February 19, 2011

hambagel 

1. noun--A situation that requires creative use of available resources; A precarious situation.

2. noun--A statement that is hilarious in its obsurdity.

3. noun--A bagel, exclusively filled with ham.

4. verb--to screw something up because of incompetence.

5. alt. hambagler--one who causes a hambagel.

1) With sweat dripping from my brow, I smiled and turned to the left for my usual eight squares of TP, but I found the roll empty and myself in quite a hambagel.

2) Ben: "I'm sorry, but I really liked the GI Joe movie."
Basil: "Hambageler!"

3) "Dude, could you use your machete to slice that bagel, so that I can turn it into a hambagel by filling it with tasty ham?"

4) "The Chicago Cubs really hambageled the hell out of that game."

5) "You are such a hambageler, Leeroy."

hambagel by JCSpags October 11, 2010

Hamageddon 

1. The mass government sanctioned slaughter of pigs in direct response to fears of swine flu.

2. The slaughter or culling of swine populations due to irrational fear of swine flu.

3. The slaughter or culling of swine populations due to cultural biases against pork based upon religious beliefs. The slaughter of such animals alleged to be justified due to concerns about diseases such as Swine influenza but really based on deep rooted religious biases or prohibitions against eating meat from pigs.

The government of Egypt has ordered the destruction of all pigs to stop the spread of Swine Flu. The actions will result in Hamageddon for Egypt's 400,000 pigs.

Hamageddon by nycesq April 29, 2009

hamdogged

Thoroughly inebriated after excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Man, I was totally hamdogged last night!

hamdogged by Cazzy March 6, 2007

hashbagged

Tricking a discord user into talking about a specific subject that should be in another channel and then hashtagging that channel to them.

I mentioned brussel sprouts to bob in the #tvandmovies channel and he started going off on the best way to cook them. I then hashbagged him with #foodanddrink

hashbagged by mast3rbates July 14, 2017

hammagedon 

A sad event when a group chat just ruined

1:Remember Hammagedon
2:yeah it was a sad day

hammagedon by Bananaboop July 6, 2018

humbagger 

A monk with big titties
A monk goes hummmmmmm
And the baggers are the titties

Look at the humbagger over there!!

humbagger by RoboTriclops December 20, 2021