ham show

The drunk girl at a party or bar. I don't mean she's had a few drinks, I mean she's HAMMERED. She stumbles around the bar, flashes people, tries to make out with fat guys, etc.

This term is derived from the ham in 'hammered', and the show she puts on.

Chris: Did you see that ham show last night? She tried to stick her tongue down my throat.

Dave: Yeah man, she was trying to get me to grab her boobs.

by doktorfunk September 26, 2005

Gun Show and Ham Raffle

The odd pairing of one toned and attractive person with one who is slovenly and overweight. Uneven heights often characterizes these matches as do multiple toddlers and wearing sweatpants in public.

(discreetly inclining head to couple with three kids sitting on a park bench)

Dude 1: Gun show and ham raffle at 3 o'clock.

Dude 2: She's roomy. Kids ruin your figure.

Dude 1: Not his! Hubba hubba!

by StSeanoftheKnife August 20, 2012

ham and cheese curtain show

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness

i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.

by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015

ham-showed

Tanked out of your mind. To be drunk beyond reason. to be plastered or destroyed. To be shmammered.

Hash-master was ham-showed at the condo!! He could hardly stand.

by Luke Austin April 11, 2008

hamshowed

A drunken shit show.

Man, you are....uh....haha, hamshowed.

by Briton123 December 2, 2007