halo'd

The act of being dumped by your significant other due to obsessive and offensive amounts of time spent due to the new Halo 2 electronic video game for XBox. Often results in numerous empty promises to pay much more attention to you.

Poor Alli got Halo'd by that inconsiderate Michael soon after the new game came out.

halo'd by Castaspella November 29, 2004

halo'd

when people who seem intrested in you start to presue their feelings and then BOOM you're halo'd and all they do from this point on until they graduate is sit around and get "clans" and play their stupid fucking xbox lives, and lie to themselves by saying they're having fun, when they know damn well they could be having tons more fun w/ you.

L: hey i just got back from vacation, wanna hang out
A: no thanks i mean, i havent seen you in two weeks but i'd rather sit on my ass w/ my halo live and eat hot pockets while "sniping" imaginary players.

halo'd by jen May 13, 2005

halo dream 

A horrible condition that is the result of copious amounts of Halo 3. The tell tale scenarios of a Halo dream include but are not limited to: sniping rampages, grenade sprees, and riding on ghosts, banshees or mongooses while shooting aliens or people. The only cure for a Halo dream is sleeping with women. Doing so will override the infected brain and render it useful once more, however for most Halo 3 players this is easier said than done.

Friend 1: Dude I think we need to find something else to do today...I had another Halo dream...that makes 5 this week.

Friend 2: Yeah ur right...we should go to the bar instead.

halo dream by Kaina T January 12, 2008

Halo Dance 

Halo Dance: Used after owning a n00b in halo 2, it consists of
you and/or your team sitting up and down on ones body to indicate that you just stuck your jewels in ones mouth and supremely owned him.

I owned this n00b ActualCarrot and did the "Halo Dance" on his dead body.

Halo Dance by PHV Overlord July 19, 2006

halo drunk 

The level of drunkenness where you actually play Halo better than you would sober.

A rare, but gratifying level of drunk.

Bob: How did you beat me? You can barely ever get over 10 kills!
Steve: I'm Halo drunk bitch.

halo drunk by bananananafuckyeahhhh June 16, 2011

halo dork 

One who would rather be playing halo than having sex with his girlfriend (which is usually lacking anyway).

Did you see that halo dork? He had a tattoo of master chief on his arm!

halo dork by Anonymous :O December 19, 2005

Halo douche

One who thinks Halo 3 is the Second Coming.

Guy 1: I got a preview copy of Halo 3 and beat it weeks ago and yet I still stood in line to get one of the first copies off the shelf. I will OWN you online in multiplayer.

Guy 2: Stop being such a Halo douche, you dumb fuck.

Halo douche by shite disturber October 9, 2007